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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Knock Knock...

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:15 am
Knock Knock
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty Who's there?

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:16 am
Who's there?
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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Banana

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:17 am
Banana
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty Banana who?

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:17 am
Banana who?
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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Knock Knock...

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:18 am
Knock Knock...
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty Who's there?

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:18 am
:/
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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Banana

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:19 am
:)
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty Banana who?

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:19 am
:(
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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Knock Knock...

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:20 am
:D
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty WHO. IS. THERE.

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:21 am
:(((((
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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Orange.

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:21 am
;)
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty Orange who?

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:22 am
Finally :)
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Lettuce tell you a tale
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Knock Knock... Empty Orange ya glad I didn't say Banana?

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:23 am
:'D
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apple-bees
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Knock Knock... Empty Listen here you vegetable munching reprobate

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:30 am
You thought you'd pull a fast one on me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tasty Peels, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quinoa, and I have over 300 confirmed spills. I am trained in vanilla warfare and I'm the top ripener in the entire US farmed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target grocery aisle. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can eat you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in organic combat, but I have access to the entire pesticide arsenal of the United States Soybean Crops and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what appleholey retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Your lettuce head is fucking dead, kiddo.
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Fruity Tutie
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Knock Knock... Empty Damn

on Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:32 am
Get boiled, damn.
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